I have a house that I need to rent out but it's old and completely run-down.
The house will be demolished in a year or two when the owner is ready to develop the land.
What buzz words or phrases can I use that describe something old/bad/derelict but in a positive light? I don't want to lie but I don't want to advertise it as a s#!t hole either, haha.
Things like "A house with character"
It's not small and rundown- it's a compact charmer.
It's not in a bad neighborhood- it's in interesting surroundings.
It's not old and out of style- it's a vintage structure with period appeal.
It doesn't have inadequate electrical power and bad pipes- it has preserved traditional features.
It doesn't have inadequate security- it has an inviting presence.
It doesn't have leaky windows and doors- it has an airy and open feel.
It doesn't have a dirt front yard with a car up on blocks- it has low-maintenance landscaping.
There are probably more, but maybe that will get you started.
Still standing is a half-full glass truth.
If the house were on sale you could use the following sugar-coated expressions:
With the right tender love and care this charming [year] home will spring back to life.
Now this is a home with lots of potential.
A house that allows you the freedom and creativity to do anything you want.
But the property needs to be rented, so I would emphasize the aspects which might sway someone to live there. The cheap rent; the facilities nearby, e.g train station, schools, hospitals, parks; the number of bedrooms; the low rent; the vicinity to the city centre; the friendly neighbourhood; the affordable rent; a spotless home in need of a few repairs; the ridiculously low rent...
