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I'm trying to figure out the word play behind this dialog (it is taken from A Bit of Fry and Laurie show - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaqZpcPEZEY):

  • Good morning.
  • Right. Can I help you?
  • Yes, your face, my arse.
  • No, I said, "Can I help you? "
  • Oh, I see. Yes, I'd like some information, please.

I've tried to google it and have found a similar slang "answer" for "Do you have a match?" question. I understand that it that case word play comes from the fact that "match" has two meanings to it.

But it seems that "Can I help you?" has only one meaning to it - where does "Yes, your face, my arse." come from?

  • Is this an odd way of saying kiss my ass? Like your face, my arse is the same construction as you, me, bedroom, 10 minutes. Not British so just spitballing. – Azor Ahai Dec 24 '15 at 7:00
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Speaker A asks "Can I help you?" and gets the answer from speaker B "Yes, your face, my arse."

This is the joke answer to an entirely different question, namely "Do you have a match?"

Speaker A concludes that Speaker B has misheard "Can I help you?" for "Do you have a match?" so Speaker A clarifies his question by repeating it.

Speaker B admits his mishearing by saying "Oh, I see" and proceeds to respond reasonably to the Speaker A's question offering help.

The joke (such as it is) is that nobody would mistake "Can I help you?" for "Do you have a match?" but both parties proceed to act as if that were a perfectly natural thing to happen.

  • Or, the "joke" is that people just proceed with "small talk" on assumption, without even listening to what was actually said. – Jeff Y Dec 24 '15 at 11:55

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