I m watching an American drama; it's called Younger. Ms. A is trying to hide her real age (40), and she's pretending she's 26 now. Her phone rang during a meeting. Ms. B is her colleague. Thanks.

B: Come on, Oh, my God, what is happening? Give me that (phone)

A: I have no idea. Somebody's been messing with my phone.

B: Hmm. Looks like you have a date tonight with Josh. And Josh is cute. Where is he taking you?

A: Uh, no, I can't. Trout Pout has me buried with work.

B: are you crazy? We re only in our 20s once.

A: I know, you're right. It's true.

B: Well, you got to live it. Before you know it, you're gonna be in your 40s, living in a house in the suburbs with a husband who watches TV all night while you're in your bathtub, spritzing your shower hose on our special place.

A : I think they call it a wand. [Sighs] Help me with my makeup.

B: Yes.

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    No. wand does not mean wall. A dictionary should tell you what a wand is, but this is a joke full of sexual innuendo. Try looking up shower wand in Google. – Jim May 11 '15 at 3:17
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    Wand is the German term for 'wall'. But, I don't think that's what they were getting at. – Danger Fourpence May 11 '15 at 5:30
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    To Sumelic, my Chinese subtitle showed a wall.. sigh.. That's why I wanted to find out the actual meaning instead of wall. – puputeh24 May 11 '15 at 6:00
  • see mun Teh - please change your official selection from my pitiful "answer," to Mari-Lou A's unabashedly comprehensive offering. – user98990 May 11 '15 at 20:15
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    Little Eva - I did it if you wished to. Thanks for your comment too. – puputeh24 May 13 '15 at 2:51

I can't let this pass by, the truth must be revealed.

A wand is also the name of a lady's sex toy. Perhaps unbeknownst to the OP, but some women masturbate in the shower using a detachable showerhead, (aka handheld shower head), by aiming (“spritzing”) the jet of warm/hot water “on on their special place”.

Apparently, bathroom manufacturers cottoned on and redesigned the ugly-looking shower head and made it more aesthetically pleasing and easier to hold.

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The features of said shower wand is as follows

Choice of coverage or concentrated sprays
• Ergonomic design is comfortable and easy to grip
• KOHLER finishes resist corrosion and tarnishing, exceeding industry durability standards over two times
• MasterClean™ sprayface resists hard water buildup and is easy to clean

The fact that the model is the long-sounding name Shower Wand Handshower is, I'm sure, purely coincidental.
(All links are SFW)

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    I am shocked! – oerkelens May 11 '15 at 9:35
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    It's a shame Eva's feigned innocence and witticisms were deleted in the comment thread. They were delightful and very amusing to read. – Mari-Lou A May 11 '15 at 9:43
  • Feigned? Feigned? Well I never! Plus-one, for your dedication to full transparency, your answer is far better than mine and far more deserving of the OP's adoption. You realize, of course, that you've opened a Pandora's box for see mun Teh. There's no closing that package. Ps: after reading your comment, I regret deleting that thread. I'll make it up to you. :-) – user98990 May 11 '15 at 20:19

B: spritzing your shower hose ...

A: I think they call it [shower hose] a wand

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This is a picture of a shower "wand"

  • Ahh, sweet sweet innocent thing you :) I guess you've never needed a proper "wand" in your life.... – Mari-Lou A May 11 '15 at 4:34
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    I leave you with the honour of enlightening the OP as to its proper use. Because I fear the OP will still be in the dark. – Mari-Lou A May 11 '15 at 4:38

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