It was not much of a "bombardment". It was more like a "get out of my house" - with artillery for emphasis. :)

even if "they" accept your correction :)

I like where you said "the word "ironical" jars terribly".

:)) looks like an emoticon with a double-chin.

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your mention of the word "woll" reminded me of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "wioll haven be" pages.cs.wisc.edu/~param/quotes/guide.html

"Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college." ~ Kurt Vonnegut, A Man without a Country

"past-tense adjective??" I don't think so; "completed" modifies the noun "order".