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Why I hate reify follows.

One friend of mine exactly echoed my own sentiments when she said:

My mind always just "la la la's" out any encounter with reify or reification, and assumes the rest of the context is going to be technical jargon in some literary field of little interest, or pseudo-intellectual gobbledygook designed to make the speaker sound more intelligent. The speaker probably wears very trendy glasses, or waves them around by one stem. My internal response to the word is so negative that I guess I've never even looked it up for a definition.

It’s a “negative flash word” for me: it sets up this huge wave of resentment, and for the very reasons she states. I feel like I’ve just been cornered by some poncy postmodernist deconstructivist bent on snowing me with meaningless garbledygook. He probably smokes clove cigarettes, whines a lot, and is so cloyingly pretentious with his language that the only word he doesn't recognize is ostentation.

It’s like a whining drone in my ear; I just want it to go away. Soon.

This anti-reify reaction was triggered when I reading the following:

Character is a concept and a glyph is a  reification     of that concept.

Why on earth that fellow guy he should be saying reification instead of any of these, I have no idea:

Character is a concept and a glyph is an objectification of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  materialization of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is an exemplification of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  demonstration   of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is an actualization   of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  manifestation   of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is an incarnation     of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  formulation     of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  realization     of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  expression      of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  embodiment      of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is an instance        of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is an example         of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  sample          of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  demo            of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  form            of that concept.

Yes, it really annoys me, because I hate being trapped in smoky rooms with pseudo-intellectuals wearing trendy glasses bent on postmodernist deconstruction.

As far as I can tell, the only possible synonym for reification that's actually worse would be hylasmus, and at least that one saves you two syllables.

Hylasmus also has the advantage of being a real word — sorta — not just a bazillion little pieces of words all catted together: RE-IFI-CA-TION.

(Yes, you can break hylasmus in two, but please don't, because nobody knows what a "hyle" is, either.)

Applying basic English derivational morphology to get a simple stem should not require understanding how to decline Latin nouns. I should be able stem without that.

So let’s stem. Notice how alone of all these, reify dead-ends.

XXXify              XXX stem or related word, translation
===============     =====================================
acidify             acid
amplify             ample wide
beatify             beatitutes blessed
beautify            beauty
calcify             calcium bone
certify             certain certs sure
churchify           church
citify              city
clarify             clarity clear
codify              code
countrify           country
crucify             crux crucial cross
dandify             dandy
deify               deity
dignify             dignity
diversify           diverse
dulcify             dulcet sweet
dullify             dull
dummify             dummy
electrify           electric
exemplify           example
falsify             false 
fortify             forte fortis strong
fumify              fume smoke
gasify              gas
glorify             glory
happify             happy
horrify             horror
humanify            human
humidify            humid
humify              humid hummus moist
iconify             icon
identify            identity id
intensify           intense
justify             justice just fair
magnify             magnum big embiggen
malignify           malign evil
metrify             metric meter measure
modify              mode style change
mortify             mortal dead
mummify             mummy
mystify             mystique mystery
mythify             myth
nastify             nasty
nonsensify          nonsense
notify              note nullify             null nil nada niente nihil
nutrify             nutrient
objectify           object
pacify              peace
personify           person
plastify            plastic
prettify            pretty
pulchrify           pulchrid embellish
purify              pure
reify               ????  <======!!!!!!????
revivify            revive 
rotundify           rotund
saccharify          saccharine
sanctify            sanctum holy
sanify              sane healthy
signify             sign meaning
simplify            simple
smoothify           smooth
solemnify           solemn
solidify            solid
specify             species type
speechify           speech
stabilify           stable
stratify            statrum layer
stultify            stultiloquy stupid
suavify             suave soft
syllabify           syllable
terrify             terror
testify             testament witness
typify              type
uglify              ugly
unify               unity unit one
verify              verity truth
versify             verse
vivify              vivacious revive life
yuppify             yuppy

I've put more obvious synonyms for the rarer ones.

Unless you admit *reity or *re as English words — and they most certainly are not — then there is an obvious problem with the word reify. It’s unnatural.

As for things like mollify, ossify, petrify, yes, you do have to use etymology to figure out what they mean. Some people find those annoying words, because they have no English stem and so you have no other recourse but to analyze them etymologically. It isn't fair.

So how should people stem reify? Like deify < deity, so reify < reity? Yeah right. There is no answer apart from re, and re isn't English. Of course it puts people off. Who the heck knows what a “re” is, anyway?

Yeah okay fine so maybe the re-publica people (“the public thing”) might, but note that those folks are Romans. Again.

But how the blazes are any non-(trendy-glasses)-wearing mortals ever supposed to know what a “re” is?

Answer: they aren’t. And that’s my point. I see it as deliberate obfuscation when a million other words would work better there.

Given all that malarkey, I react to it just like my friend does: la-la-la.




Why I hate reify follows.

One friend of mine exactly echoed my own sentiments when she said:

My mind always just "la la la's" out any encounter with reify or reification, and assumes the rest of the context is going to be technical jargon in some literary field of little interest, or pseudo-intellectual gobbledygook designed to make the speaker sound more intelligent. The speaker probably wears very trendy glasses, or waves them around by one stem. My internal response to the word is so negative that I guess I've never even looked it up for a definition.

It’s a “negative flash word” for me: it sets up this huge wave of resentment, and for the very reasons she states. I feel like I’ve just been cornered by some poncy postmodernist deconstructivist bent on snowing me with meaningless garbledygook. He probably smokes clove cigarettes, whines a lot, and is so cloyingly pretentious with his language that the only word he doesn't recognize is ostentation.

It’s like a whining drone in my ear; I just want it to go away. Soon.

This anti-reify reaction was triggered when I reading the following:

Character is a concept and a glyph is a  reification     of that concept.

Why on earth that fellow guy he should be saying reification instead of any of these, I have no idea:

Character is a concept and a glyph is an objectification of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  materialization of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is an exemplification of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  demonstration   of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is an actualization   of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  manifestation   of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is an incarnation     of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  formulation     of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  realization     of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  expression      of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  embodiment      of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is an instance        of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is an example         of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  sample          of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  demo            of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  form            of that concept.

Yes, it really annoys me, because I hate being trapped in smoky rooms with pseudo-intellectuals wearing trendy glasses bent on postmodernist deconstruction.

As far as I can tell, the only possible synonym for reification that's actually worse would be hylasmus, and at least that one saves you two syllables.

Hylasmus also has the advantage of being a real word — sorta — not just a bazillion little pieces of words all catted together: RE-IFI-CA-TION.

(Yes, you can break hylasmus in two, but please don't, because nobody knows what a "hyle" is, either.)

Applying basic English derivational morphology to get a simple stem should not require understanding how to decline Latin nouns. I should be able stem without that.

So let’s stem. Notice how alone of all these, reify dead-ends.

XXXify              XXX stem or related word, translation
===============     =====================================
acidify             acid
amplify             ample wide
beatify             beatitutes blessed
beautify            beauty
calcify             calcium bone
certify             certain certs sure
churchify           church
citify              city
clarify             clarity clear
codify              code
countrify           country
crucify             crux crucial cross
dandify             dandy
deify               deity
dignify             dignity
diversify           diverse
dulcify             dulcet sweet
dullify             dull
dummify             dummy
electrify           electric
exemplify           example
falsify             false 
fortify             forte fortis strong
fumify              fume smoke
gasify              gas
glorify             glory
happify             happy
horrify             horror
humanify            human
humidify            humid
humify              humid hummus moist
iconify             icon
identify            identity id
intensify           intense
justify             justice just fair
magnify             magnum big embiggen
malignify           malign evil
metrify             metric meter measure
modify              mode style change
mortify             mortal dead
mummify             mummy
mystify             mystique mystery
mythify             myth
nastify             nasty
nonsensify          nonsense
notify              note nullify             null nil nada niente nihil
nutrify             nutrient
objectify           object
pacify              peace
personify           person
plastify            plastic
prettify            pretty
pulchrify           pulchrid embellish
purify              pure
reify               ????  <======!!!!!!????
revivify            revive 
rotundify           rotund
saccharify          saccharine
sanctify            sanctum holy
sanify              sane healthy
signify             sign meaning
simplify            simple
smoothify           smooth
solemnify           solemn
solidify            solid
specify             species type
speechify           speech
stabilify           stable
stratify            statrum layer
stultify            stultiloquy stupid
suavify             suave soft
syllabify           syllable
terrify             terror
testify             testament witness
typify              type
uglify              ugly
unify               unity unit one
verify              verity truth
versify             verse
vivify              vivacious revive life
yuppify             yuppy

I've put more obvious synonyms for the rarer ones.

Unless you admit *reity or *re as English words — and they most certainly are not — then there is an obvious problem with the word reify. It’s unnatural.

As for things like mollify, ossify, petrify, yes, you do have to use etymology to figure out what they mean. Some people find those annoying words, because they have no English stem and so you have no other recourse but to analyze them etymologically. It isn't fair.

So how should people stem reify? Like deify < deity, so reify < reity? Yeah right. There is no answer apart from re, and re isn't English. Of course it puts people off. Who the heck knows what a “re” is, anyway?

Yeah okay fine so maybe the re-publica people (“the public thing”) might, but note that those folks are Romans. Again.

But how the blazes are any non-(trendy-glasses)-wearing mortals ever supposed to know what a “re” is?

Answer: they aren’t. And that’s my point. I see it as deliberate obfuscation when a million other words would work better there.

Given all that malarkey, I react to it just like my friend does: la-la-la.

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Why I despise reifyShort & Sweet

Please don’t use reify or reification. Try some of the otherThey're prominent in postmodernist criticism, more Englishy suggestions others have given. I also providewhich is just a few alternatives belowbunch of hooey. They're academic jargon. You can’t apply straight English derivational morphology — simple stemmming — to figure out what they mean. They force you to know Latin. It's really irritating.

Better one-word answers include Reifyto express and reificationto embody drive me up a wall for a lot of reasons. They're prominent in postmodernist criticism, which is justThose are hard-working verbs without a bunch of hooeyfaked-up -ificationalizing endings. They're academic jargon Those don’t require massive pretence the way reify does. You can’t apply straight English derivational morphology — simple stemmming — to figure outI don’t see what they mean. They force to know Latin. It's really irritatingis wrong with to make concrete — is there saw law forbidding two-word answers?




Why I hate reify follows.

This rantanti-reify reaction was triggered when I reading the following:

Why on earthy thisearth that fellow guy thought he he should be saying thatreification instead of any of these, I have no idea:

XXXify              XXX stem or related word, translation
===============     =====================================
acidify             acid
amplify             ample wide
beatify             beatitutes blessed
beautify            beauty
calcify             calcium bone
certify             certain certs sure
churchify           church
citify              city
clarify             clarity clear
codify              code
countrify           country
crucify             crux crucial cross
dandify             dandy
deify               deity
dignify             dignity
diversify           diverse
dulcify             dulcet sweet
dullify             dull
dummify             dummy
electrify           electric
exemplify           example
falsify             false 
fortify             forte fortis strong
fumify              humefume smoke
gasify              gas
glorify             glory
happify             happy
horrify             horror
humanify            human
humidify            humid
humify              humid hummus moist
iconify             icon
identify            identity id
intensify           intense
justify             justice just fair
magnify             magnum big embiggen
malignify           malign evil
metrify             metric meter measure
modify              mode style change
mortify             mortal dead
mummify             mummy
mystify             mystique mystery
mythify             myth
nastify             nasty
nonsensify          nonsense
notify              note nullify             null nil nada niente nihil
nutrify             nutrient
objectify           object
pacify              peace
personify           person
plastify            plastic
prettify            pretty
pulchrify           pulchrid embellish
purify              pure
reify               ????  <======!!!!!!????
revivify            revive 
rotundify           rotund
saccharify          saccharine
sanctify            sanctum holy
sanify              sane healthy
signify             sign meaning
simplify            simple
smoothify           smooth
solemnify           solemn
solidify            solid
specify             species type
speechify           speech
stabilify           stable
stratify            statrum layer
stultify            stultiloquy stupid
suavify             suave soft
syllabify           syllable
terrify             terror
testify             testament witness
typify              type
uglify              ugly
unify               unity unit one
verify              verity truth
versify             verse
vivify              vivacious revive life
yuppify             yuppy

Why I despise reify

Please don’t use reify. Try some of the other, more Englishy suggestions others have given. I also provide a few alternatives below.

Reify and reification drive me up a wall for a lot of reasons. They're prominent in postmodernist criticism, which is just a bunch of hooey. They're academic jargon. You can’t apply straight English derivational morphology — simple stemmming — to figure out what they mean. They force to know Latin. It's really irritating.

This rant was triggered when I reading the following:

Why on earthy this guy thought he should be saying that instead of any of these, I have no idea:

XXXify              XXX stem or related word, translation
===============     =====================================
acidify             acid
amplify             ample wide
beatify             beatitutes blessed
beautify            beauty
calcify             calcium bone
certify             certain certs sure
churchify           church
citify              city
clarify             clarity clear
codify              code
countrify           country
crucify             crux crucial cross
dandify             dandy
deify               deity
dignify             dignity
diversify           diverse
dulcify             dulcet sweet
dullify             dull
dummify             dummy
electrify           electric
exemplify           example
falsify             false 
fortify             forte fortis strong
fumify              hume smoke
gasify              gas
glorify             glory
happify             happy
horrify             horror
humanify            human
humidify            humid
humify              humid hummus moist
iconify             icon
identify            identity id
intensify           intense
justify             justice just fair
magnify             magnum big embiggen
malignify           malign evil
metrify             metric meter measure
modify              mode style change
mortify             mortal dead
mummify             mummy
mystify             mystique mystery
mythify             myth
nastify             nasty
nonsensify          nonsense
notify              note nullify             null nil nada niente nihil
nutrify             nutrient
objectify           object
pacify              peace
personify           person
plastify            plastic
prettify            pretty
pulchrify           pulchrid embellish
purify              pure
reify               ????  <======!!!!!!????
revivify            revive 
rotundify           rotund
saccharify          saccharine
sanctify            sanctum holy
sanify              sane healthy
signify             sign meaning
simplify            simple
smoothify           smooth
solemnify           solemn
solidify            solid
specify             species type
speechify           speech
stabilify           stable
stratify            statrum layer
stultify            stultiloquy stupid
suavify             suave soft
syllabify           syllable
terrify             terror
testify             testament witness
typify              type
uglify              ugly
unify               unity unit one
verify              verity truth
versify             verse
vivify              vivacious revive life
yuppify             yuppy

Short & Sweet

Please don’t use reify or reification. They're prominent in postmodernist criticism, which is just a bunch of hooey. They're academic jargon. You can’t apply straight English derivational morphology — simple stemmming — to figure out what they mean. They force you to know Latin. It's really irritating.

Better one-word answers include to express and to embody. Those are hard-working verbs without a bunch of faked-up -ificationalizing endings. Those don’t require massive pretence the way reify does. I don’t see what is wrong with to make concrete — is there saw law forbidding two-word answers?




Why I hate reify follows.

This anti-reify reaction was triggered when I reading the following:

Why on earth that fellow guy he should be saying reification instead of any of these, I have no idea:

XXXify              XXX stem or related word, translation
===============     =====================================
acidify             acid
amplify             ample wide
beatify             beatitutes blessed
beautify            beauty
calcify             calcium bone
certify             certain certs sure
churchify           church
citify              city
clarify             clarity clear
codify              code
countrify           country
crucify             crux crucial cross
dandify             dandy
deify               deity
dignify             dignity
diversify           diverse
dulcify             dulcet sweet
dullify             dull
dummify             dummy
electrify           electric
exemplify           example
falsify             false 
fortify             forte fortis strong
fumify              fume smoke
gasify              gas
glorify             glory
happify             happy
horrify             horror
humanify            human
humidify            humid
humify              humid hummus moist
iconify             icon
identify            identity id
intensify           intense
justify             justice just fair
magnify             magnum big embiggen
malignify           malign evil
metrify             metric meter measure
modify              mode style change
mortify             mortal dead
mummify             mummy
mystify             mystique mystery
mythify             myth
nastify             nasty
nonsensify          nonsense
notify              note nullify             null nil nada niente nihil
nutrify             nutrient
objectify           object
pacify              peace
personify           person
plastify            plastic
prettify            pretty
pulchrify           pulchrid embellish
purify              pure
reify               ????  <======!!!!!!????
revivify            revive 
rotundify           rotund
saccharify          saccharine
sanctify            sanctum holy
sanify              sane healthy
signify             sign meaning
simplify            simple
smoothify           smooth
solemnify           solemn
solidify            solid
specify             species type
speechify           speech
stabilify           stable
stratify            statrum layer
stultify            stultiloquy stupid
suavify             suave soft
syllabify           syllable
terrify             terror
testify             testament witness
typify              type
uglify              ugly
unify               unity unit one
verify              verity truth
versify             verse
vivify              vivacious revive life
yuppify             yuppy
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Why I despise reify

Please don’t use reify. Try some of the other, more Englishy suggestions others have given. I also provide a few alternatives below.

Reify and reification drive me up a wall for a lot of reasons. They're prominent in postmodernist criticism, which is just a bunch of hooey. They're academic jargon. You can’t apply straight English derivational morphology — simple stemmming — to figure out what they mean. They force to know Latin. It's really irritating.

One friend of mine exactly echoed my own sentiments when she said:

My mind always just "la la la's" out any encounter with reify or reification, and assumes the rest of the context is going to be technical jargon in some literary field of little interest, or pseudo-intellectual gobbledygook designed to make the speaker sound more intelligent. The speaker probably wears very trendy glasses, or waves them around by one stem. My internal response to the word is so negative that I guess I've never even looked it up for a definition.

It’s a “negative flash word” for me: it sets up this huge wave of resentment, and for the very reasons she states. I feel like I’ve just been cornered by some poncy postmodernist deconstructivist bent on snowing me with meaningless garbledygook. He probably smokes clove cigarettes, whines a lot, and is so cloyingly pretentious with his language that the only word he doesn't recognize is ostentation.

It’s like a whining drone in my ear; I just want it to go away. Soon.

This rant was triggered when I reading the following:

Character is a concept and a glyph is a  reification     of that concept.

Why on earthy this guy thought he should be saying that instead of any of these, I have no idea:

Character is a concept and a glyph is an objectification of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  materialization of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is an exemplification of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  demonstration   of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is an actualization   of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  manifestation   of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is an incarnation     of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  formulation     of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  realization     of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  expression      of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  embodiment      of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is an instance        of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is an example         of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  sample          of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  demo            of that concept.
Character is a concept and a glyph is a  form            of that concept.

Yes, it really annoys me, because I hate being trapped in smoky rooms with pseudo-intellectuals wearing trendy glasses bent on postmodernist deconstruction.

As far as I can tell, the only possible synonym for reification that's actually worse would be hylasmus, and at least that one saves you two syllables.

Hylasmus also has the advantage of being a real word — sorta — not just a bazillion little pieces of words all catted together: RE-IFI-CA-TION.

(Yes, you can break hylasmus in two, but please don't, because nobody knows what a "hyle" is, either.)

Applying basic English derivational morphology to get a simple stem should not require understanding how to decline Latin nouns. I should be able stem without that.

So let’s stem. Notice how alone of all these, reify dead-ends.

XXXify              XXX stem or related word, translation
===============     =====================================
acidify             acid
amplify             ample wide
beatify             beatitutes blessed
beautify            beauty
calcify             calcium bone
certify             certain certs sure
churchify           church
citify              city
clarify             clarity clear
codify              code
countrify           country
crucify             crux crucial cross
dandify             dandy
deify               deity
dignify             dignity
diversify           diverse
dulcify             dulcet sweet
dullify             dull
dummify             dummy
electrify           electric
exemplify           example
falsify             false 
fortify             forte fortis strong
fumify              hume smoke
gasify              gas
glorify             glory
happify             happy
horrify             horror
humanify            human
humidify            humid
humify              humid hummus moist
iconify             icon
identify            identity id
intensify           intense
justify             justice just fair
magnify             magnum big embiggen
malignify           malign evil
metrify             metric meter measure
modify              mode style change
mortify             mortal dead
mummify             mummy
mystify             mystique mystery
mythify             myth
nastify             nasty
nonsensify          nonsense
notify              note nullify             null nil nada niente nihil
nutrify             nutrient
objectify           object
pacify              peace
personify           person
plastify            plastic
prettify            pretty
pulchrify           pulchrid embellish
purify              pure
reify               ????  <======!!!!!!????
revivify            revive 
rotundify           rotund
saccharify          saccharine
sanctify            sanctum holy
sanify              sane healthy
signify             sign meaning
simplify            simple
smoothify           smooth
solemnify           solemn
solidify            solid
specify             species type
speechify           speech
stabilify           stable
stratify            statrum layer
stultify            stultiloquy stupid
suavify             suave soft
syllabify           syllable
terrify             terror
testify             testament witness
typify              type
uglify              ugly
unify               unity unit one
verify              verity truth
versify             verse
vivify              vivacious revive life
yuppify             yuppy

I've put more obvious synonyms for the rarer ones.

Unless you admit *reity or *re as English words — and they most certainly are not — then there is an obvious problem with the word reify. It’s unnatural.

As for things like mollify, ossify, petrify, yes, you do have to use etymology to figure out what they mean. Some people find those annoying words, because they have no English stem and so you have no other recourse but to analyze them etymologically. It isn't fair.

So how should people stem reify? Like deify < deity, so reify < reity? Yeah right. There is no answer apart from re, and re isn't English. Of course it puts people off. Who the heck knows what a “re” is, anyway?

Yeah okay fine so maybe the re-publica people (“the public thing”) might, but note that those folks are Romans. Again.

But how the blazes are any non-(trendy-glasses)-wearing mortals ever supposed to know what a “re” is?

Answer: they aren’t. And that’s my point. I see it as deliberate obfuscation when a million other words would work better there.

Given all that malarkey, I react to it just like my friend does: la-la-la.