BY DAY: Alt-Rock Ninja Cowgirl at Veridian Dynamics

BY NIGHT: I write codes and code rights for penalcoders.example.com, an awesome non-profit that will totally take your money at that link. My kids are cuter than yours.

FOR FUN: C+ Jokes, Segway Roller Derby, NYT Sat. Crosswords (in Sharpie!), Ostrich Grooming.

"If you see scary things, look for the helpers-you'll always see people helping." -Fred Rogers