I saw a [Geico commerial](http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7fZX/geico-oldest-trick-in-book) with Elizabethan verb forms that bothered me because they were being misused:

>Trick Number 1. **Lookest** over there!  
>_Servant looks_  
>Haha! **Madest thou** look!  
>So **endest** the trick!

How would native speakers of Elizabethan English have phrased these sentences? Specifically, what verb forms would he have used if this scene were authentic? (Yeah, I used the subjunctive form _were.)_