This is another bit of unusual English (to an American) that I picked up from Terry Pratchett's writings. Characters in the books have told others to "Eat their tea", in the literal sense.

Is this a common British usage of the term? Does "tea" in this context refer to both the drink and the food that one would eat at teatime? Would "Take your tea" be more a common phrase?

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"Eat your tea" refers only to a meal served at about 5–6 p.m. If one were talking about the beverage, it would be "drink your tea".

  • Certainly it refers to the meal, but opinions differ as to whether teatime is 4-5 pm or 7-8 pm (what others call dinner or supper). I have never encountered 5-6 pm myself, but I suppose it's a reasonable compromise. Commented Apr 6, 2012 at 16:27
  • I had always assumed that teatime was an early-afternoon sort of thing. So I learned something completely new today!
    – KChaloux
    Commented Apr 6, 2012 at 17:00
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    @KChaloux - in the civilised northern reaches of England, Tea is the meal in the evening after work. Some of the denizens of lower-England insist on calling it dinner because they know no better. Dinner is at dinner-time in the middle of the day.
    – mgb
    Commented Apr 6, 2012 at 18:16

The thickness of liquids in Pratchett's stories is often an issue. For instance, footprints in the river almost certainly will fill in after a while. It is quite possible he did mean that the tea was so thick it could be eaten. It depends on context. But I do not recall any particular scene where the tea was so thick.

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    Good observation. I don't think it is, in fact, the case with this particular phrase given the accepted answer above, but I hadn't considered it being an example of his ever-present subtle wordplay.
    – KChaloux
    Commented Apr 6, 2012 at 18:22

Dinner is what Americans call lunch. Tea is the evening meal, consisting of a light menu with tea. Then of course there is High Tea which is an institution mainly reserved for hotels and such places where the drink is served with canapes and sandwiches.

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    That doesn’t seem right to me to say that dinner is what Americans call lunch. On (special) Sundays and other holidays like Christmas, the American meal progression is breakfast, dinner, and supper, but on normal days it’s breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The point is that dinner is a larger meal than lunch or supper.
    – tchrist
    Commented May 25, 2012 at 7:13

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