I'm reading The Inflatable Volunteer by Steve Aylett, and I'm stuck with this sentence:

Last week I was flooding the banks with saliva, slivers of gill and drifting snot, paddling hell-for-leather away from a harmless seal.

It's a pretty bizarre novel, so I don't know if I don't understand because of my bad English or if this was the author intention.

  • I don't like to seem harsh, but the meaning of this expression really is "general reference". Even without any "cue" words like "definition" or "meaning", if I Google "hell-for-leather", there's a clear definition in the second result. If you'd asked about the origin, it might be a different story (but actually, it looks like there's no certainty on that front). Mar 2, 2012 at 14:35
  • I looked for hell-for-leather before ask here. Sorry anyway.
    – Tae
    Mar 2, 2012 at 14:40
  • Even knowing what all the terms mean doesn't help me understand this sentence. How do saliva, snot, and a harmless seal combine into a single coherent idea?
    – Marthaª
    Mar 2, 2012 at 15:56
  • @Martha: Steve Aylett has a reputation for bizarre writing style. To quote one reviewer here - "like a stream of made-up idioms being hurled fervently from character to character- much like the 3-stooges on crack, standing on a street corner, pestering you with their nonsense while you wait for the bus to hell.". OP has made a singularly bad choice if he's reading this in order to improve his grasp of English! Mar 2, 2012 at 16:29
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    @FumbleFingers Isn’t the normal phrase “hell-bent for leather”?
    – tchrist
    Mar 2, 2012 at 17:26

2 Answers 2


It means that he's paddling at great speed away from a harmless seal. (not sure if in your passage this is literally a "harmless seal" or he just means something else which is equally non-threatening)


paddling = propelling oneself (usually using a paddle, but not necessarily)

hell-for-leather = as fast as possible

harmless = lacking the capacity or intent to injure

seal = aquatic mammal

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