As non-native speaker, I unfortunately picked up the word "bullshit" as an incredibly versatile drop-in for many, less common, non-profanities. There are already multiple questions on this site asking for alternatives to "bullshit", however, I couldn't find a question asking about the specific meanings, for which I was looking for a replacements. This question is meant to be supplementary to other "How to replace the word bullshit" questions on this site that don't address those specific meanings of the word.
The problem I have is that whatever alternative I come up with, it either loses a bit of meaning in translation or sounds unnatural for the modern speaker. The biggest problem is that the synonyms I find are either other profanities or miss the correct tone, making the sentences feel sterile.
For the answer to be accepted, it has to provide a replacement word or phrase that is:
- not considered profanity
- sounds natural in casual speech (don't feel out of place in a comment on a website)
- preserves the tone of the statement (at least somewhat, perfect match probably doesn't exist)
Below are two definitions of the word "bullshit" I'm trying to replace:
bullshit - upsetting and unfair circumstances, especially concerning events involving chance; indicates, that speaker is angry, as in:
I lost the game due to some random bullshit, missing fifty-fifty chance six times in a row.
bullshit - blatant and ineffective lie, usually with malicious intent; indicates disrespect towards the bullshitter, as in:
The entire incident was caught on tape played in front of him, yet he still tried to bullshit his way out of the situation. Why would he even try to deceive a police officer, who are literally trained in bullshiting suspects?
What I tried
As per page rules:
I tried to search for synonyms on Merriam-Webster (no results) and Thesaurus.com (only acknowledges the definition "(vulgar) lies"). "Horseshit" yields no results.
As for considered synonyms:
- For the noun, I usually use nonsense as a drop-in replacement for "bullshit", however "nonsense" isn't necessarily unfair (although being affected by "nonsense" is usually upsetting). Misfortune or bad luck has the opposite problem, being literally unfair but too sterile.
- For the verb, the obvious synonym would be to lie/to deceive, however "bullshitting" is a specific type of deception. Hogwash or gibberish come close but I've never seen those words used as a verb. To make things up is the most literal replacement, but it lacks negative connotation.