I'm looking for an adjective that can express the meaning of “drama queen”, but I’m not limited to that option.
drama queen n. Informal. a person who often has exaggerated or overly emotional reactions to events or situations - Dictionary.com
If a person, a place or an institution sets many petty rules that you find annoying, make demands that you find unnecessary, how do you ridicule him/her/it? The rebuttal should let them know they are fussy; the more colloquial the better. Rude expressions are OK too. English is my second language.
For example, you enter an office, take off your bag and put it somewhere. The worker there tells you that you can’t put your bag there. Now, in my native language there's an adjective that means “he/the institution has many petty, unnecessary rules”. Suppose that adjective is X. I can just say:
Why are you so X?”
Now I’d like to know how you express that in English.