Source Comedy Bang Bang Podcast, Episode 1 Thomas Lennon Rob Heubel, 18.52 - 19.10

A: This is the scenario, you bring a girl back to your place, no furniture, just an inflatable bed. How do you close?

B: How do you not close when the only thing there is a bed

I wonder if it means “how do you get her into having sex with you.” Is that wrong? Thank you.


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You are not wrong. 'Close here means 'close the deal'' (from salesman terminology), and figuratively extended to mean get what you want or were planning for. In this case from context (and common slang usage) that is definitely sex.

  • Source? Or this may not be answer I'm afraid. Close enough, though!
    – Kris
    Sep 15, 2019 at 12:01

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