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I think many are familiar with the famous line from Shakespeare:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
What I seek to do is keep the analogy but change the second sentence to an insult. I also want to keep the early-modern-english style and a few words of the original phrasing so the parody is clear. However, if I use nearly all the original words from the second sentence, it sounds too contrived:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Nay, thou art much less lovely, let alone temperate.
Question: Can someone give me a suitable, slightly less contrived, early-modern-english insult using "Thou art more lovely and more temperate" as inspiration?