I can't think of them right now, but there are some really hilarious ones. Please halp
closed as off-topic by JJJ, J. Taylor, choster, Rory Alsop, AmE speaker Apr 20 '18 at 17:48
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You want to "have your cake and eat it too". There are many similar to this in other languages provided in the Wikipedia link. Some are quite funny, as you say, if that component of meaning is important.