My Mom likes to sew clothes in the bedroom. My Dad likes to sow seeds in the garden. On Fridays, they both like to ---.

Is there any way this can be completed properly?

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  • so and so ? – Lee Leon Feb 26 '18 at 9:57
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    Please clarify. Are you looking of punny expression, or do you honestly believe that completing your sentence would be legitimate serious English? – Hot Licks Feb 26 '18 at 13:12
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    ...they both like to read Kurt Vonnegut's novel "Slaughterhouse-Five" (where the phrase "So it goes" appears 106 times). – FumbleFingers Feb 26 '18 at 13:31
  • >...they both like to engage in their hobbies. – Bread Feb 26 '18 at 13:44

Spoken out loud,

"My mother likes to sew clothes in the bedroom and my father seeds in the garden"

is proper zeugma.

And likewise

/ðeɪ boʊθ laɪk tu: soʊ/

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    Your sentence in IPA is best understood as the answer to a riddle: My mother likes to do it in the bedroom and my father in the garden. – KarlG Feb 26 '18 at 14:12

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