While reading software-user reviews on Google Play Store, I happened to run across the following (verbatim):
"I'm game ginger an as wet as, a otters pocket full support to do you will ave to be used andbuy my nickers an then abuse me hardcore Istyley kettle bell"
I gather the young lady was pleased with the software application as she gave it a five-star rating and seemed, well, rather..., enthusiastic. However, I'm still curious as to the literal translation and etymology of the idioms / slang involved. My overall perception was this person is humorously feigning a bawdy Cockney persona. Do you think I'm even close in this assessment?