This is a multi-faceted question (if that's allowed). I am running a web application with a database that is used by Westerners and Asians, so cultural sensitivity is important. I am implementing some "fun" statistics. They will be used in the following manner: Today's <word> is <username>
. Where the <word>
placeholder is replaced by a word describing one of three things:
- The most active user, based on number of page views.
- A user that logs in exactly once, then has no other records in the log file (i.e. they log in, but then don't do anything else).
- A user that has been absent for a long time, then logs in unexpectedly.
These words are similar to the badges gained on the Stack Exchange network, but I prefer singular words, if possible. I would also prefer words that are non-religious (or faith neutral) and not related to death (especially in relation to the third point).
The best my brain can come up with is:
- busybody
- sloth
- resurrectee
But I'm not happy with those; hence this question.