I googled a synonym for it, but all found was this on Reddit:
The outhouse has collided with the windmill.
The excrement has impacted the rotating blades.
I'm looking for a "classy" or professional phrase that means the same thing as it's "impolite" counter parts to use in my reflection essay.
Any suggestion would be appreciated.
PS. "sh** happened" meaning there being a disaster is now the main concern.