Sometimes people say "Let's just agree to disagree" as a kind of rhetorical weapon to prematurely shut down discussion that is just getting started. Is there a good reposte, or antonym expression, other than, "FU"?

What is the witty way to NOT "agree to disagree"?

Note this is not the same as this thread: Alternative to "We'll just have to agree to disagree"

It's pretty much an antonym question :)

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    No, let's not... Feb 21, 2017 at 23:19
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    What @Clare said. or with a bit of humor, “unfortunately this needs to be a fight to the death.”
    – Jim
    Feb 21, 2017 at 23:23
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    The question is too broad. And primarily opinion-based. Not to mention that a riposte to such a statement is generally misguided. The point of the statement is to request that both parties stop with the rejoinders. If you need to keep riposting then you haven't gotten the message, methinks. It is difficult to productively argue with someone who does not want to argue with you. Or are you perhaps just looking for the last word? (You can tell that I do not think of such a statement as a "rhetorical weapon". I don't see it being used that way.)
    – Drew
    Feb 21, 2017 at 23:27
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    “No, let’s disagree to disagree.” Feb 21, 2017 at 23:37
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    I don't think it's opinion based. I think it calls for imagination and a sense of repartee.
    – Lambie
    Feb 22, 2017 at 0:41

1 Answer 1


1) If you say so, and the devil take the hindmost. :)

2) Not on your life, bro [sis, man, mate, you old curmudgeon]

3) Not a chance, [see above]

4) If you don't mind, I'll pass on that.

5) If I'm not mistaken, compromise is out of the question.

6) You must be taking the piss, right?


8) Well, I wouldn't want to be betting the family silver on this.

[sigh] can't think of any more of 'em.

  • Thanks for taking up trying to answer, in the spirit of the question. None are perfect, but number 1 is good.
    – neuronet
    Mar 27, 2017 at 20:45

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