Excuse me for what you are going to read now. If you don't accept the taboo lexics, please don't read this.
There is a taboo phrase in Russian: "ебись оно всё конём" /jebis ono vsjo konjom/ which means that the speaker doesn't care absolutely of the matter of the discussion or can't do anything with curcumstances and gives up. In that taboo phrase figures a sexual process in imperative mood /ебись - jebis/, the word combination /оно всё - ono vsjo/ meaning 'everything, all this matter' and a horse /конём - konjom/ as the instrument of the action.
The history of that phrase, they say is from chess. because the horse in the game is very tricky, or because the angry player could throw it into the face of another player. The others say it is from the horse races.
So, my question is: is there in English anything with this meaning, equally rude and funny?
I need as many taboo equivalents of the described expression as possible.