In the words of the old joke, I wanted to go up to the next floor of a department store, and I saw an escalator with a sign saying

Dogs must be carried on this escalator.

But I didn't have a dog, so I had to use the stairs.

There's no doubt as to what was meant, but would you say the sign was ambiguous or (technically) mistaken? And if the latter, how could it be reworded to communicate the intended meaning?


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The sign is not ambiguous because — as you said — everyone knows exactly what it means. Ambiguity can creep into the most precise and lawyerish of writing. The sign shouldn't be re-worded because it's a good sign. Its job is to tell people what to do, in as few words as possible, and it accomplishes that.

"Dogs must be carried on this escalator" can be interpreted in a number of ways.

  1. All dogs should have a chance to go on this wonderful escalator ride
  2. This escalator is for dog-holders only
  3. You can't carry your pet on the other escalators
  4. When riding with a pet, carry it

The most salient message is that the escalator is dangerous for dogs, but you can't exactly write:

This escalator is also a dog skinner: hoist your pet when riding

Lift your dog or I will eat it, om nom nom — the escalator

Friends don't let best friends ride escalators — designate a dog carrier

Standing on moving stairs may cause brain damage in dogs

I'd keep the sign as-is, but if I had to change it, I'd say:

Don't put your dog on the escalator

This is a short unambiguous directive, and implies that people carry their dogs on escalators. I was thinking that perhaps "don't put your dog down on this escalator" would be clearer, but that just leads to a joke about not calling your dog fat while it's on the moving stairs.

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    I disagree with you, I think the sign should be reworded. But your answer is hilarious! :) Jul 9, 2011 at 21:26
  • How about "Keep your pet's paws off this escalator!" It has the same number of words (and even letters!) as the first sign, but in its favor it also has the alliterative and cutesy alliteration: pet's paws. Jun 13, 2013 at 21:27

You could tweak the original sentence to say "Any dogs must be carried...", meaning if you have a dog you must carry it. But if the real goal is to say "Dogs may not stand on the escalator", it would be clearer to say that:

Dogs are not permitted to stand on this escalator; carry them.


Why ambiguity is an indication of a healthy language

The truth is that the action of expressing something in any language has a cost. A cost in thinking how to put things into words and a cost in streaming these words out in oral speech or in writing.

So that just as everything else languages, tend to be simplified by their users. As Einstein would have put it, a language has to be "as simple as possible but not too simple".

The limit between the too simple and the just simple enough is precisely delineated by the proportion of ambiguity caused by every day simplifications.

The chicken example
Let's look at the verb to cook. To cook is an action verb that can be either transitive or intransitive:

  • Transitive:
1. I'm cooking the chicken
  • Intransitive
2. The chicken is cooking

The second sense came as the result of a simplification in English. Most Romance languages instead have two distinct verbs: one for the cook, the other for the food.

3. Je cuisine le poulet.
4. Le poulet est en train de cuire.

But of course, nobody will imagine that there is a chicken in the kitchen with an apron tied around its waist and keeping itself busy with pots and pans. In this case English is less precise but more efficient.

The dog example
The same thing can arguably been said about the sign you mention. There are actually many possible far-fetched interpretations of the sign:

Dogs must be carried on this escalator!

For instance, nobody imagines that the poster addresses stray dogs and requests them to dutifully wait for some passing-by biped to pick them up instead of boldly venturing alone on the escalator. Nor indeed that people without dogs should opt for the stairs. That is precisely why the joke is intended to be funny.

It is instead a characteristic of signs that they need to comply with stricter concision in order to condense as much meaning as possible in as few words as possible when they fall under the casual gaze of by-passers; and since concision is borderline to oversimplification the risk of ambiguity is higher in sign talk than in everyday talk, let alone scientific literature.

So in my opinion the sign is not ambiguous at all. I'd argue that you really have to think about it to come up with non straightforward interpretations.

Another dog example

Here is another example where the ambiguity is much more conspicuous. In this case the ambiguity comes from the fact that in English the pronoun "it" of a second clause usually refers to the subject of the first clause (in this case the dog).

This sign might need to be rephrased. The following sentence for instance is shorter and not ambiguous.

Dog poo must be put in a litter bin.

The striking thing is that we've actually come up with the same construction as your sign; viz. "Dogs... must...".

If your dog does a POO please put it in a litter bin

  • but what should I do if I have no dog poo?
    – PLL
    Jun 18, 2011 at 2:02
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    I find this sign offensive. Jun 18, 2011 at 3:35
  • @PLL, Thx. You only have to find some dog poo, if you don't admit that this kind of passive voice directive has an implicit conditional clause attached to it. That is if you equate "Dog poo must be put put in a litter bin" to "Please find some dog poo and put it in a litter bin". Descriptivist linguists are exempt of that chore ;-) Jun 18, 2011 at 6:35
  • @Cerberus, you have a point. One can legitimately question how innocent the writer is. Did he notice the ambiguity and let it go with a smirk on his face? Jun 18, 2011 at 6:40
  • It may have been @Robusto, trying get back at me by putting up insulting signs in the middle of nowhere... Jun 18, 2011 at 14:01

Others have explained that this kind of pseudo-ambiguity is quite normal. I will add some background on why it might be ambiguous and why readers will easily solve that ambiguity.

Of central importance is the distribution of topic and focus: some parts of a sentence contain information that is already known to the listener (topic), while other parts contain new, important, interesting information regarding the topic (focus/comment). This distinction is not always clear cut, but it is no less real. All pronouns have a certain topical aspect, because they refer to something that the listener will presumably be able to fill in: e.g. he knows who he is in a given context (if not, the pronoun is used incorrectly, which does happen).

Based on context, the reader has no problem determining that it is the word carried that has focus, not dogs or on this escalator.

Agrippina lives in Rome. Her palace is huge.

In the second sentence, the subject (her palace) is topical, the predicate (is huge) is focal. The sentence assumes that there is this palace that Agrippina lives in; but what it wants to tell me is that this palace is huge.

She craves power. But only men may be emperors.

In the second sentence, the predicate (may be emperors) is mostly topical: we were already talking about "power". The subject (only men) has focus, marked by the typically focal word only.

Dogs must be carried on this escalator.

Which words have focus here? We have no explicit context to compare to in order to find "double", topical information. Nor is there a clear marker like only. But we do have implicit context.

  • We are standing in front of an escalator, and we want to go up or down; so it would not be very informative to be told to get on it. This is an indicator that on this escalator probably does not have focus, even though focal information is often found at the end of a sentence.
  • The standard position for topical information is at the beginning of the sentence, and using the subject to convey topical information is standard as well. That is why we would normally try reading dogs as topic first.
  • Carried (or must be carried) surprises us: we hadn't thought of actually carrying our dog on the escalator. Surprising is focal. Or we may have been prepared, in which case we already knew what the sign was intended to convey.

I imagine our processing the sentence as follows. We read it. We picture someone carrying a dog on the escalator. Immediately it strikes us as interesting that this person should be carrying the dog, instead of its standing on four paws. Then we know what must have focus.


I'm rewriting my answer completely, as I've come up with a lot more solutions than I did when answering the first time.

The statement is definitely correct and ambiguous, but it has more than 2 meanings. It has 3!

Meaning 1:

To use this escalator you must carry a dog. Therefore only those who carry a dog may use this escalator.

Meaning 2:

If you have a dog and want to carry him to another floor, you must use this escalator. You cannot use any other escalator and it doesn't matter whether the dog is on the escalator or in your hands.

Meaning 3:

If you want to use this escalator with your dog, you must carry him. The dog cannot stand on the escalator, it must be in your hands.

If one were to rewrite this statement to disambiguate it, I believe these are the best options to retain:

Meaning 1:

Only those who carry a dog may use this escalator.

Meaning 2:

If you need to transport a dog, you may use only this escalator.

Meaning 3:

Dogs may not stand on this escalator, but may be carried in hands.

  • Actually, I think the purpose of the sign is to discourage people from simply leading their pets onto the escalator; most dogs would shy away from an escalator, and those who don't could be hurt by the mechanism. It's just too big a liability all around.
    – KeithS
    Jun 17, 2011 at 21:00

I think simply adding "all" to the front, making the sign read "all dogs must be carried..." implies that all dogs present must be carried and eliminates the necessity of dog ownership previously implied :)

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    Or "any" - which is why you get legal contracts continually saying "any and all...."
    – mgb
    Jun 18, 2011 at 0:28

Here you go ...

No uncarried dogs.

  • Are you from Kokomo? Even if you're not, I think you should win the prize for brevity. Jun 13, 2013 at 21:46

There is an April Fool's joke on YouTube making fun of this ambiguity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqXTzZVTs5o

When riding this escalator with your dog, you must carry the dog.

would be better as

When riding this escalator with a pet dog, it must be carried.

The former could imply that assistance dogs must also be carried when the reality for them on the Tube - staff can stop escalators (often the only method of transfer between levels) to allow such dogs to be walked.


The word 'all' provides some relief.

All dogs must be carried on escalators.

But carrying all of the dogs is hard as well.

The word 'any' is appropriate because it selects a situation for the rest of the sentence to act upon.

Any dogs must be carried on escalators.

But perhaps a complete overhaul would be more appropriate.

Carry your dog to avoid injury.

But is the injury to me or the dog? Does it matter?

Please keep your dog safely off the escalator.

You will have to figure out another solution: probably the best, because your dog might actually be too large to carry, like a labrador. Seems like the best solution to me.


I think the sentence is ambiguous as it is, because it might lead to just the conclusion you stated (if you don't have a dog, you can't ride this escalator).

Since the sentence uses the word "carry," I think the sentence is actually saying that dogs must be carried as opposed to simply standing on this particular escalator as it rides between floors. Perhaps it is safer for the owner to hold the dog than for the dog to stand where its hair or the leash might get caught between the moving steps.

The sentence might be more easily understood as:

When riding this escalator with your dog, you must carry the dog.


The new wording is just “Carry dogs”. I have seen that at Network Rail stations and on at least one sign at Bank Underground station.

  • Surely that is just as bad. I now have to go and get at least two dogs to carry.
    – Chenmunka
    Feb 26, 2023 at 11:39

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