I heard this phrase in the GTA San Andreas game. Sounds pretty offensive, nonetheless I don't really get what he meant to say. The context was something like:

  • "Hey do you wanna make some money?"

  • "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

Here's the video with CJ saying this phrase.

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    Are bears Catholic? Jun 7, 2011 at 20:57
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    +1, I love GTA:SA. Could you please tell us where exactly was the phrase? I finished the game many times and I don't remember this at all, rofl.
    – Frantisek
    Jun 7, 2011 at 21:05
  • It is a shame that an expression with such potential has such a mundane meaning. I would otherwise have taken it to mean that there was a remote possibility of the questioner's hoped-for answer being correct, but the likelihood was small. Jun 8, 2011 at 1:47
  • i edited to include a link to the video Jun 8, 2011 at 5:12
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    Do popes shit bears? Are the woods catholic? Jun 8, 2011 at 14:12

3 Answers 3


It is a mixture of two sayings meaning the same thing, mixed together for comedy value:

Is the Pope Catholic?

Do bears sh*t in the woods?

Obviously, the point is that the answer to both questions is obviously "yes".

UPDATED- As Tim correctly points out, the deliberate irony is that the actual answer to this question is presumably "no" (although he does have a wood nearby...).

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    In the UK we have another saying in the Same vein "Does Judith Chalmers own a passport?" Of course being the host of a travel program then answer again must be yes. My friends and I took the mash-up one step further to say: "Does Judith Chalmers Sh** on the Pope"
    – Matt Wilko
    Jun 7, 2011 at 9:42
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    @Tim - Oh? Do you know the Pope personally?
    – Dan Hanly
    Jun 7, 2011 at 10:31
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    @Tim, That's what you'd think. It's also a possible mixture on "Does the Pope wear a silly hat?" Jun 7, 2011 at 13:36
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    @Matt: You in the UK might have that saying. I in the UK have never heard it, and apart from context would probably not understand it.
    – Colin Fine
    Jun 7, 2011 at 13:42
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    @Tim, that is also what makes it funny.
    – Amanda
    Jun 7, 2011 at 16:32

It's a mash-up of two very popular phrases: "Is the pope Catholic?" (well, of course he is!) and "does a bear shit in the woods?" (where else would he do it?)

It's a humorous but very rude way to say "Of course - why would you even ask?"


Urban dictionary has a sensible explanation:

This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

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