As you see in the picture, the blonde woman is kicking another woman in the stomach.
Can the blonde woman say:
Take my kick.
(I mean that she wants to give her kick to another woman and she humorously offers the other woman to receive her kick)
And what is your opinion about this picture? Can the African woman say:
Take my punch.
If these sentences are not correct, what would a native speaker suggest?
Thank you .