In the office here in Germany, everyone is telling others of a simple German phrase - which native German speakers can't understand! (see this Reddit)
Mähen Äbte Heu? Äbte mähen nie Heu, Mägde mähen Heu. Äbte beten.
Translation: Do abbots mow hay? Abbots never mow hay, maids mow hay. Abbots pray
Very simple words, which should be known to all; nothing tricky.
An English speaker would hear it as
Men ebte hoy? Ebte men knee hoy, megde men hoy. Ebte baiten.
Not very meaningful, perhaps, but no tricky sounds.
There is something about the repeated ä
(like e
in be
d) which causes the German brain to blink, think "does not compute" and ask "what language is that" (100% of people whom I have observed hearing it for the first time have asked what language it is).
Finally, my question: is there something similar in English?
Nothing using dialect or obscure words (I'm looking at you, buffalo), nor tricky repeated words or phrases, etc.
Just some short, simple, common English words, which cause the native English speaker on hearing them to ask "what language is that?".