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I was looking up a definition online, as I often do, in this case the British slang word tuppence; I got the standard "a slang reference to a coin denomination" definition from Wikipedia, but stumbled on these interesting ones given at The Urban Dictionary:

tuppence

Olden day word for a little girls [vagina]. Was once also slang word for money in ye olde england.

Fanny wiped her tuppence with a dish rag. Tally Ho.


Another word for a females Vagina.

A man has a winkle and a woman has a tuppence.

On one hand, those are two presumably independent contributors giving the same definition. On the other hand, you often can't trust The Urban Dictionary on some types of words, especially ones that have sexual meanings, because it's titillating for some people to give outrageous sexual definitions.

Some my questions are: Are the definitions given by these two correct? If so, what's the thinking behind the term?

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    Never heard of it - but there are an awful lot of slang terms for a lady's bits!
    – mgb
    May 18, 2011 at 2:16
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    Isn't this part of one of those mary poppins songs? o_O?! May 18, 2011 at 2:27
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    @Garet - there is a song half-a-sixpence. Which would be a thruppeny-bit (ie 3pennies). Thruppeny-bits is also rhyming slang for mammaries
    – mgb
    May 18, 2011 at 3:08
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    Tuppence isn't really slang as such (though perhaps it's a little informal) - it's just a phonetic spelling of twopence (which is pronounced the same).
    – psmears
    May 18, 2011 at 10:12
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    Lovely, the "winkle" always reminds me of "Bernhard" aka Nursie from the Elizabethan Blackadder episodes: "God be praised, it's a miracle. A boy without a winkle!" (referring to the queen) :-D May 23, 2011 at 1:33

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I don't know if you can call this answer "masterful," but here goes.

This article (entitled: "Snatch," "Hole," or "Honey-pot"? Semantic Categories and the Problem of Nonspecificity in Female Genital Slang.) is quite an extensive study on many, many statistical phenomena and anomalies when it comes to, as they call it, female genital slang. They also compare these slang Female Genitalia Terms (FGTs) by category to Male Genitalia Terms (MGTs).

This article is very extensive, so to highlight what they have to say about the term "tuppence" (which here falls under the "money" category):

FGTs contained both explicit (e.g., tuppence, thruppeny bit, Mrs Penny), and implicit (fur purse, pocket book) references to money. In most terms, the amount of money was very small, suggesting reference to money rather than to value. Many FGTs not coded with this category (e.g., fish, lettuce, quiff) have, historically, meant money (Wentworth &. Flexner, 1975), and many have simultaneously meant prostitute--Green's (1999) money category is identified as the money-maker. These terms suggest women's worth and value to be in their genitalia, and commodify the genitalia as objects to be purchased. Indeed, commodity was a sixteenth century British term, now obsolete, for the genital area (McConville & Shearlaw, 1984).

Thus, as @Garet Claborn intimated, this term seems to derive from referring to prostitutes, specifically cheap ones, and as they say points to women's worth (at least the opinion of the times) being in their genitalia.

With reference to your mention of whether or not this word enjoys usage, as you say a quick Google search will yield a number of hits connecting the word "tuppence" to a female genitalia reference. As for how widespread it is, a discussion on this forum suggests that it's not a very widespread and widely known word, one user saying the following:

I'm guessing that as Mummy, Walt Disney, Agatha Christie and my other half (parents from West London, raised in various locations across Europe) and the Online Oxford English Dictionary do not know the "front bottom" meaning [referring to tuppence], its geographical spread is limited.

Hope this answers your question.

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  • Nice bit of research!
    – user1579
    May 25, 2011 at 15:33
  • As an aside, the OED tells the following additional information: 3.b.: fig. Applied to a person of very little worth. 1866 A. Sartoris Week in Fr. Country-house (1902) 213 She was a wretched twopence of a woman. It is also worth noting 3.c twopence coloured adj. phr.: orig. with reference to prints of characters for toy theatres that were sold in the early nineteenth century at one penny (1d) for black and white ones and two pennies (2d) for coloured ones; hence, excessively theatrical; cheap and gaudy.
    – Canned Man
    Mar 3, 2017 at 7:34
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Anecdotally I can say that it's correct, since it's how my mother used to refer to mine when I was very small ;) I think in general it's used with small children because it's a "polite"/neutral word, and if the child uses it in company, or at school or whatever, they're not going to get into trouble because of it.

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  • Interesting to hear how what once was used derogatively, in your childhood had changed to being used euphemistically with a positive sound to it.
    – Canned Man
    Mar 3, 2017 at 7:29
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Two pence used to be enough to buy yourself a nice meal once upon a time, and apparently more than that. From the bit of research I could dig up, this seems to be a slang which was born out of cheap prostitutes.

For some reason basic search results seem to suggest this has over time turned into a term used for children. Perhaps the effect of euphemising through 'old timey' phrases.

There's not a great wealth of information out there on it, but it is plain to see that British folks have heard the phrase coined that way.

...interesting.

And thanks Martin, for that clarification which spawned my research lol. Aren't you so proud?

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    I was going to suggest prostitution as an origin, mainly because in the endnotes of From Hell, Alan Moore cites "three-penny upright" as 19th century London slang for either "prostitute" or um, what prostitutes do when they are upright in an alleyway with their John. But I didn't have a chance to look it up last night.
    – Kit Z. Fox
    May 18, 2011 at 11:44
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    My my, look at that inflation go! May 18, 2011 at 14:52
  • I wouldn't know :p
    – jsj
    May 20, 2011 at 12:25
  • @Trideceth: From two to three cents, woo.. 50% increase in profits ;p May 20, 2011 at 17:28
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    Coined. Snicker.
    – tbc0
    Mar 31 at 3:54
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I think tuppence falls into that special subclass of euphemism where it's all but meaningless to look for the etymology.

Parents often promote these words because they don't want to teach their children known vulgar terms as used by adults. They only expect the chosen term to be used within the family (and maybe with the family doctor).

Many parents get embarrassed if their children bandy such words about in company, but this 'prissiness' is somewhat alleviated if the word is manifestly childish (so winkie is better than John Thomas), or sounds like part of the family's private vocabulary (Aunt Judy is better than Front bottom).

I'm sure any family doctor will have come across a vast number of words dealing with private parts, bodily functions, etc. Many of which will be peculiar to one or a small number of families.

There aren't many 'definitely childish' words for vagina with general currency. Possibly because there's nothing much to see - and therefore less need to refer to it than to a penis. In the absence of a handy childish term, parents often just coin their own words, or use one they think most other adults won't be familiar with.

If more teenagers and adults start using tuppence amongst themselves, I'd expect less parents to use it with their children. They actually want oddball meaningless terms with no known etymology.

I'm not inclined to believe tuppence derives from the price of a cheap whore's charms in the first place, but if that were true and became common knowledge I'm sure most parents would avoid it like the plague.

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    I agree with most of your remarks but I beg to disagree about the "meaningless" part. I find it thrilling to discover etymologies of such idiosyncratic expressions. I suspect some nearly lost nursery rhyme is behind that one and I actually did not know about the meaning of vagina/vulva for tuppence before Billare's question. That makes this word more interesting and I just noticed it twice today (in the standard meaning to "two penny" (old phrase) though). I would consider reviving the etymology of the vagina meaning as yet another nice achievement of EL&U. +1 ;-) May 22, 2011 at 22:27
  • @Alain Pannetier: Well I'd be astonished if the tuppence in question really does have any connection with the price of getting into one when your little princess grows up to be a cheap whore. But we are put on this earth to marvel, so bring it on! May 22, 2011 at 23:19
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    I must just add that to put your tuppence in (or more often tuppence-worth) is a fairly common expression meaning to voice your opinion in a discussion involving more than one other person contributing views. That usage couldn't survive if the childish one became particularly widespread. May 22, 2011 at 23:41
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    @Mynamite: I don't know if most Brits know that "tuppence" is/was sometimes used as a (child's/childish) euphemism, but since this question came up I've asked several people, and they all do (except one who said it should be thruppence). But in every written instance of "in her tuppence" it means "opinion", not "vagina", so it's reasonable to assume that's even more well-known. Who knows? Perhaps OP's sense came from it (as "trivial thing"). I certainly don't buy that "cheap whore" etymology though. Jan 24, 2013 at 23:54
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    strange to so totally disagree with your reading @Fumble !!! - it just seems "beyond obvious" that tuppence implies "price of prostitution" (since it is "A Price", what other connotation could there possibly be?) and is (indeed) a staggeringly degrading term. When you say "parents would run from it..." indeed, it seems totally inconceivable any parent would use this term; and indeed if any parent I knew used this term, we would all be shocked at or beyond the level, as if they used one of prostitution-based slang terms for female body parts (or indeed females) from 1990s rap music. (!!)
    – Fattie
    Aug 31, 2014 at 8:34
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My mother, who, had she been alive today, would be over a hundred years of age, used the expression, "lost your tuppence" in the sense of a woman losing her virginity. And here in Derby, the phrase was certainly used by some of my mothers generation, mainly the women if I remember right, on an occasional basis and with some mirth. However, I have not heard the expression for many years now.

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My elders use the word tuppence and so do most of the people in the town where I live. (Mansfield in Nottinghamshire). It's used mostly when talking to young children. A bit more polite than fanny that is used when they get a bit older. My parents used the word willy in ref to a penis and this always embarrassed me as it's such a twatish word. Most people use the word tail in ref to a penis here too. "Ay up mam, me tail's standin' up!" is what I once exclaimed as a small boy when walking around a seaside town... Nice.

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As a child I referred to my bits as my tuppence and my brothers bit's were his willy. My parents are in their late 50s today so it's not an "old persons' phrase" — however it's not a phrase I've chosen to continue with my own daughters!

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