Summary: I am trying to find an expression equivalent to annonces parafiales in French
I am looking for an expression which means "list of items of low importance, appended to a more important speech"
... and the income is 15 million euros. Also, I am your father. Now the [expression here]: Jane's birthday is tomorrow, do not forget to stock the staplers, ...
The French equivalent is annonces parafiales: this is a list of everyday, logistical information given after the mass. It mentions some meetings, a change in Sunday school timing, etc. I is now also (or mainly) used as a humoristic way to announce some low-key information, no matter the context.
I was thinking of maybe classified as an equivalent? The point here is to convey a humoristic note.