I've searched the web and found only definitions and paltry speculation as to the origin of this scolding phrase. How did it get put together this illogical way? Are there tacet words in the phrase that, if said, would make it seem more logical, such as

If I've told you once, I [might as well] have told you a thousand times [for all the good it did].

Where does this phrase originate, and how did it end up getting phrased that way?

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    @kiamlaluno: link or it didn't happen. (^_^)
    – RegDwigнt
    Apr 30, 2011 at 22:00
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    possible duplicate of Origin of "he's 6 feet tall if he's an inch"
    – apaderno
    Apr 30, 2011 at 22:04
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    Yep, it's a dupe, but one that's a bit hard to search for directly. So now what do I do with this question? Delete it?</meta>
    – kojiro
    May 1, 2011 at 17:50
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    Can such a natural turn of phrase really be the subject of an inquiry into its origins? "I've said it a dozen times" isn't exactly unknown, and if you Google "told you [number] times* you'll get at least 50,000 for every one of "ten", "a dozen", "twenty", "fifty", "a hundred", "a million" and doubtless many others that I can't be bothered with. It's just a standard speech device that people reinvent repeatedly with whatever number comes to mind. May 2, 2011 at 1:51
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    @Cawas: OK, I wasn't sure. And I agree, I don't think it's a dupe. May 2, 2011 at 21:57

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How about "thousands" of instances of its usage? I can't resist the irony! (Add your contribution!)

As a @FumbleFinger's once said:

It's just a standard speech device that people reinvent repeatedly

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    Allowed. Here's much the same construction printed 1730, reporting usage in 1649... books.google.com/… May 3, 2011 at 1:03
  • @Fumble: You beat me to it! I was going to report on that find. So, does this mean you are "inquiring into its origins" after all? May 3, 2011 at 2:51
  • @Callithumpian: Damn you, sirrah! I am outed as a closet etymologist! May 3, 2011 at 11:28
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    Good response, but I can't call it an answer. Maybe FumbleFingers is right, and there is no answer, but the chosen answer to Origin of "he's 6 feet tall if he's an inch" does an excellent job of describing how this kind of rhetorical hyperbole ends up getting formulated in language. But I still don't know what to do with this question.
    – kojiro
    May 3, 2011 at 19:41
  • @kojiro as I said in the question, I don't think this is a duplicate at all - it's almost unrelated. You're asking about an origin of something that is almost sure to have no origin because it is way too standard. Anyone can come up with that, easily. To prove my point, I hope turning the answer into a CW and asking for contributions can make it big enough over time. ;)
    – cregox
    May 5, 2011 at 15:50

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