Murphy's driving law

• As soon as you change lanes to a faster lane, it becomes the slowest lane.
• If you try to change lanes to get off the ramp, the guy in the lane to your right will always speed up.

Barrett's Laws of Driving:

• The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.

Murphy's driving law

• As soon as you change lanes to a faster lane, it becomes the slowest lane.
• If you try to change lanes to get off the ramp, the guy in the lane to your right will always speed up.
• On a two lane road, no cars will come from the opposite direction where the lanes are divided by a white line. However, as soon as it's allowed to bypass, the opposite lane is jammed. _source

Barrett's Laws of Driving:

• The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.