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bio website axisoflogic.com/artman/…
location Farallon Islands
age 38
visits member for 1 year, 3 months
seen Oct 14 '13 at 2:52

I'm a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium.

A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading.

I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I'm new-wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound.

I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and bio-degradable.

I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelope.

I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.

I've got no need for coke and speed; I've got no urge to binge and purge.

I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.

A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.

A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder.

I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.

I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.

A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial.

I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.

You can't shut me up; you can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.

I'm a non-believer, I'm an over-achiever; Laid-back and fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home; low-rent, high-maintenance.

I'm super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built to last.

A hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.

But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary-care giver.

My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.

I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.

I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant.

I like rough sex; I like tough love. I use the f-word in my e-mail. And the software on my hard drive is hard-coreā€”no soft porn.


Jul
30
revised The meaning of “I can't agree with you enough”
strengthen my answer, cleaning up a hastily written sentence.
Jun
22
revised 1 or 2 words for 'completed on our own accord, without said individual's request/expectation'
added 187 characters in body
Jun
22
revised 1 or 2 words for 'completed on our own accord, without said individual's request/expectation'
strengthened my answer offering more choices and them up w/what little there is to go on.
Jun
22
revised 1 or 2 words for 'completed on our own accord, without said individual's request/expectation'
added a second option, put the options in bold to make it more appealing to the eye.
Jun
11
revised What's a good expression for “too much information”?
added another option as my original answer seemed to come up a bit short (per comments)
Jun
9
revised Are the expressions: “You needn't” and “You don't need to” different in meaning?
explaining a sentence that confused, lacked clarity
Jun
8
revised What's the meaning of “lose steam”?
I did not see the answer listed above mine, as it may not have been there when I started my thought.
Jun
7
revised Verbs that describe craftsmanship activities?
added 2
Jun
7
revised Is there a single word for “money-mindedness”?
capitization combined two entries into one per request