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bio website axisoflogic.com/artman/…
location Farallon Islands
age 38
visits member for 1 year, 4 months
seen Oct 14 '13 at 2:52

I'm a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium.

A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading.

I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I'm new-wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound.

I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and bio-degradable.

I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelope.

I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.

I've got no need for coke and speed; I've got no urge to binge and purge.

I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.

A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.

A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder.

I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.

I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.

A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial.

I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.

You can't shut me up; you can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.

I'm a non-believer, I'm an over-achiever; Laid-back and fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home; low-rent, high-maintenance.

I'm super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built to last.

A hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.

But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary-care giver.

My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.

I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.

I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant.

I like rough sex; I like tough love. I use the f-word in my e-mail. And the software on my hard drive is hard-core—no soft porn.


Jun
11
revised What's a good expression for “too much information”?
added another option as my original answer seemed to come up a bit short (per comments)
Jun
10
comment I am looking for a word that is the same as “aspiration” but it's done
JIC you are using this in anything that may be graded "I already learned playing the piano" should be "I have already learned to play the piano"
Jun
9
comment “Choose from” vs. “choose of”
I first thought your Title should have stated "choose from" vs. "choice of". Now that I have looked at your question, I don't know if either Title accurately fits the question? 40 views make me feel I am incorrect.
Jun
9
comment Are the expressions: “You needn't” and “You don't need to” different in meaning?
Oh here it is. I hope that makes more sense. I have a penchant for being a smart a**. No offense. I looked at your page & noticed you were from across the pond. I play words w/friends with someone in England and constantly inform him he has an advantage because I am an American and therefore brutalize the English language ;-)
Jun
9
revised Are the expressions: “You needn't” and “You don't need to” different in meaning?
explaining a sentence that confused, lacked clarity
Jun
8
answered What does “above” mean in this context?
Jun
8
answered Is there great difference between “Make a mountain out of a molehill” and “Much ado about nothing”?
Jun
8
answered Are the expressions: “You needn't” and “You don't need to” different in meaning?
Jun
8
awarded  Supporter
Jun
8
revised What's the meaning of “lose steam”?
I did not see the answer listed above mine, as it may not have been there when I started my thought.
Jun
8
answered What's the meaning of “lose steam”?
Jun
7
revised Verbs that describe craftsmanship activities?
added 2
Jun
7
answered Verbs that describe craftsmanship activities?
Jun
7
answered A single word for a person who suffers great loss
Jun
7
answered What's a good expression for “too much information”?
Jun
7
awarded  Editor
Jun
7
revised Is there a single word for “money-mindedness”?
capitization combined two entries into one per request
Jun
7
answered Achievement Verbs with the Progressive Aspect
Jun
7
answered Word to describe “everyday things”
Jun
7
awarded  Teacher