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I came across this list about the apparent contradictions in communication by some English people.

Whilst it was probably intended as humour, as I am a learner of English and think that, in communication, the implicit is just as important as the literal meaning, could a native speaker please tell me how accurate the list is? Which statements are particularly true or particularly false?

What the English say:   I hear what you say
What is understood:     He accepts my point of view
What the English mean:  I disagree and do not wish to discuss it any further

What the English say:   With the greatest respect
What is understood:     He is listening to me
What the English mean:  I think you are wrong

What the English say:   Not bad
What is understood:     Poor or mediocre
What the English mean:  Good or very good

What the English say:   Quite good
What is understood:     Quite good
What the English mean:  A bit disappointing

What the English say:   Perhaps you would like to think about/I would suggest/It would be nice if
What is understood:     Think about the idea but do what you like
What the English mean:  This is an order. Do it or be prepared to justify yourself.

What the English say:   Where appropriate locally/Local flexibility
What is understood:     Do it if you can
What the English mean:  Do whatever you like

What the English say:   Oh, by the way/Incidentally
What is understood:     This is not very important
What the English mean:  This is the primary purpose of our discussion

What the English say:   It was a bit disappointing that/It is a pity you
What is understood:     It doesn't really matter
What the English mean:  I am most upset and cross

What the English say:   Very interesting
What is understood:     They are impressed
What the English mean:  I don't agree/I don't believe you

What the English say:   Could we consider some other options
What is understood:     They have not yet decided
What the English mean:  I don't like your idea

What the English say:   I'll bear it in mind
What is understood:     They will probably do it
What the English mean:  I will do nothing about it

What the English say:   Please think about that some more
What is understood:     Good idea, keep developing it
What the English mean:  It is a bad idea. Don't do it

What the English say:   I'm sure it is my fault
What is understood:     It was their fault
What the English mean:  It is your fault!

What the English say:   That is an original point of view
What is understood:     They like my ideas
What the English mean:  You must be crazy
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closed as not constructive by coleopterist, Jasper Loy, Zairja, Cameron, Carlo_R. Oct 16 '12 at 6:44

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Open-ended questions, ones that deal with lists, etc., are considered to be non-constructive on this site. FWIW, depending on the context, most, if not all, of the expressions listed can be true. But such is the nature of language :) –  coleopterist Oct 16 '12 at 5:15
The meaning of Quite good can be Surprisingly excellent in certain contexts –  Henry Oct 16 '12 at 6:39
@coleopterist Although this question happens to involve a list, it doesn't ask for a list. It just asks if this list, while intended to be humorous, has any truth to it. Which it has. –  Mr Lister Oct 16 '12 at 6:47
@coleopterist Yes, which statements in the given list! Not meant as "give me other examples". –  Mr Lister Oct 16 '12 at 6:51
@MrLister While I agree with you that this isn't a list question, the question should remain closed as it is NARQ because it is simply asking about a very broad spectrum of phrases at once. –  waiwai933 Oct 16 '12 at 6:58