I would like to have an alternative phrase that is equivalent to kick your ass, but without using ass. What other words can I use instead?
Some friends suggested kick your bacon (but I am not sure if this means the same thing). I thought about using butt but this is another word I would like not to use. Can I be classy and have the same impact at the same time? Or at least not be that vulgar?
The context I am using the expression is
I am gonna kick your ass out of the bed.