I'm developing an application that requires samples of various forms of the English language. Each sample must be at minimum 2-3 paragraphs long and preferably be of a conversational manner, for example, it can't just be "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet" over and over, neither can it be "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" repeated 100 times.
At the moment the list of language styles I'm looking for includes, but is not limited to, the following (forgive my cringe-worthy attempts at examples):
- Contemporary (21st Century) every day language - "Hi Bob, how are you?"
- Pirate speak - "Ahoy there Bob, me hearty, how sails you on the 7 seas today?"
- Txt / Sms Lanuage - "Hi Bob, how r u?"
- "Leet/1337 Speak" - "|-|1 7|-|3r3 b0B, |-|0// R j00Z?"
- Shakespearean / Elizabethan language - "I bequest thee, Bob - tarry a moment and tell me of thy comings and goings."
- Add your suggestions here...
My question is, where on earth could I obtain such samples of the English language? I welcome users providing samples in their answers(!), or pointing me to resources that may help me.
Short of copying down text from books that use each of these language styles I'm completely stumped about where to obtain the text I'm after.